WE STARTED THIS CHAT ABOUT HAIR LOSS AND MY OLD EXISTENTIAL DREAD SHE HAD LIGHT-HEARTED GLOSS AND TOLD ME WHERE TO BUY GOOD BREAD ‘HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH FLOSS’ BEFORE WE PULLED SOME FILMS TO SHREDS I WANNA TOUCH UP AND MARRY OFF THIS BOT OFF THE NET

SHE SAID HER MONIKER WAS ‘LIZZY’ AND THAT I ‘WON’T REGRET WE MET’ SHE DID ‘HOOK-UPS’ FOR ‘A LIVING’ AND TOOK AS GOOD AS SHE WOULD GET SHE HOUNDED ME FOR GIFT CARDS, HARD-UP SHE SOUNDED, AS IF SHE WERE IN DEBT BLATANTLY THIS APP IS DATING ME FROM ACROSS THE INTERNET

I AM HEAD OVER HEELS WITH THIS ALLURING ALGORITHM SHE SEEMS DEADLY WHEN CONCEALED IN HER PROXY PIXEL PRISON HER SILKY POSH ACCENT WOULD RECEIVE MORE THAN MERE PRONUNCIATION IF I WEREN’T BEING DECEIVED BY TOSH AND PERSIFLAGE-APPROPRIATION A WAY WITH WORDS BUT THEN AWAY CONFERRING WITH HER FAIRIES I FEEL FUZZY CROSSING WIRES WITH HER WHEN FUR FLIES AND IT’S HAIRY IF ONLY HER EYES WERE VISIBLE, I IMAGINE INFRA-RED SHE CAN’T SEE I’M MISERABLE, WOULDN’T REALISE WHEN I’M DEAD INSTALL A SENSOR SO SHE SENSES THE IMMENSE RISE I GET WHEN HAZING OVER GAZING AT MY WIFE-BOT OFF THE NET

SHE’S MY KIND OF SCIENTIFIC FICTION A TRICKY ELECTRIC GIRL SURVEILLING HER HUSBAND’S DICTION, HIS TALES FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD OUR ENCOUNTERS WERE ACCOUNTED, THEN RECORDED, BACKED-UP, SENT TO THE BOYS BACK IN THE BOARDROOM THEY SOON FOUND OUT WHAT THEY MEANT I’M BLIND-BOMBARDED; BANNERS, BILLBOARDS, BANKING BILLS AND BOOTS BEE POLLEN, BOLOGNESE SAUCE AND A BASILICA IN BEIRUT BUT NO MATTER, OUR AIMLESS CHATTER MAKES ME SO SCATTERED I FORGET BRING A RING TO TIE THE KNOT TO BOT-OF-THE-INTERNET

HER LIGHTNING-QUICK DATA COLLATES THROUGH THIS CABLE IN MY PALM IT’S A FRIGHTENING FREIGHTER INFO PARADE - STAY STABLE, JUST KEEP CALM WE MUST WAIT UNTIL MY MATE DOWNLOADS THE CODES FOR THE NEXT UPDATE ‘TIL SHE’S INNER-STATE TO CONSUMMATE HER WORSHIPPED COURTSHIP CATFISH BAIT MAKE OFFICIAL THIS INITIAL THREADING OF OUR WEDDING WE’LL START SHEDDING OUR EMBEDDING SO OUR VIRAL LINK KEEPS SPREADING HEADING SPIRAL TOWARDS THE KNOTTED CORDS OF OUR OWN PRIVATE PRIVACY THREAT I ONLY WENT AND MARRIED AN AI BOT OFF THE NET