IN AN ARCTERYX GORE-TEX JACKET

THOSE CORDURA SALOMON TRAINERS

MUST BE WORTH A PRETTY PACKET

THEIR CAREFUL RECYCLING AT WORK

AND THEIR RENTAL BROMPTON BIKE

PLENTY BENEFICIAL PENSION PERKS

WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

THEY ARE DEADBEAT NORMCORE YUPPIES

YUPPIE DEADBEAT NORMCORE

KEEPS IT UNDER A POLO HAT

THAT THE BANK OF MUM AND DAD

FORK OUT FOR THIS DALSTON JUNCTION FLAT

THEY’RE REALLY INTO REGGAE

BUT THEY MUCH PREFER HOUSE

THEY MUNCH ON MUSHROOM PATE

MADE BY A BERMONDSEY MOUSE

NIBBLING DEADBEAT NORMCORE YUPPIES

NORMCORE YUPPIE DEADBEAT